We've all considered dyeing our pubic hair at some point in our lives, but why? Here's the top 5 reasons given by people who've taken the plunge and couloured their hair down there.
REASON 1. TO COVER GREYS
The sight of a few rogue grey hairs protuding from your head scalp is one thing, but greys in the nether regions are a different nightmare completely. Pubic hair dye allows you the comfort and security of knowing that if your date goes well, you won't have to worry about the silver fox lurking in your underpants.
REASON 2. TO SHOCK YOUR PARTNER ON THE WEDDING NIGHT
The speech went down a treat, and the reception is beginning to wind down. Time to retire upstairs with your beautiful spouse for a night of passion before jetting off on your honeymoon. But can you imagine their face when things get frisky, far from revealing the normal dusky browns characteristic of your pubic thatch - you actually reveal a dazzling display of colour?
Please note: sunglasses required.
REASON 3. TO IMPRESS OTHER NATURISTS/NUDISTS
Being a nudist has one drawback - you can't use clothes or fashion accessories to convey your personality. Instead, you have to rely on either the words that come out of your mouth (what a shame) or hope that you have a spectacular body where it matters. These problems are now a thing of the past with pubic hair dye, as you can convey any character you choose! It's a great ice breaker too. Some examples:
RED - Dangerous, lives life on the edge
GREEN - Interested in environmental issues
BLUE - Patriotic
LILAC - I'm only here to look, stop talking to me
BLOND - Swedish, or just a poser
REASON 4. TO MATCH THE HAIR ON YOUR HEAD
It's all very well dying your ginger hair brown before a hot date in an attempt to hide your fiery barnet, but what happens if things go better than planned as a result! You'll be discovered for the ginger rascal you really are, unless - you dye your shameful hair 'down there' alongside your head and chest hair. Good luck, carrot tops.
REASON 5. YOU LOST A BET
Don't worry, it's really easy to go back to your original colour, we promise. Can you relate to any of the reasons given above?
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